OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
He shit in the fireplace
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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