My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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