She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
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