Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
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I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
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She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
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I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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