I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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