a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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