It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
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his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
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she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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