so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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