3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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