Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
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He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
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I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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