Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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