question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
