Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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