i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
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That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
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I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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