K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
So squirting runs in the family.
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I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
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Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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