I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
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I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
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So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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