fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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