You work out of a Hotel?
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
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i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
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Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
soo... how was my night?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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