Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
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In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
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I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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