How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
The ass gains better be worth it
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