yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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