We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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