So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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