can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
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I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
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my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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