Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
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Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
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and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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