i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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