i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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