Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
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She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
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How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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