Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
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Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
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Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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