"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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