I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
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I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
it's great music for shaving your balls
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
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I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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