So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
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she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
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Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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