Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
My vagina is officially offended.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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