Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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