At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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