HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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