Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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