everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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