I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
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Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
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I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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