I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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