Cold hands, warm shart.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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