Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I need to stop coming to work sober
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
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