batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
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If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
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we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
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