So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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