3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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