oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
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I woke up to her vacumming the grass
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
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Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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