i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
now i know why i became what i already was.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
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Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
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I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I currently don't understand fingers.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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