We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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