Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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