After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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