I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
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State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
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Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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