So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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