Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
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Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
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They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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